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YOUR ART TO MY ART: Polish Posters

Welcome to this new section are artistic paper airplane "From your art to my art ...". We will discuss the new trends that influence the artistic side in the world of entertainment in various parts of world. To begin talking about a subject that has caught my attention in recent days: the posters of films made in Poland.

After decades of living in deep communism the Polish public has become accustomed to a particular visual style, very different from what you have in the rest of the world ocidental, in terms of aesthetics business. The ubiquitous Hollywood film industry has had to enlist the help of local artists to promote their films through new posters that go beyond the classic artistically Hollywood posters, which are usually simple photos of the faces of the actors background photoshop black, or in a reference landscape to any scene from the film, though they are doing.


Trading Places (John Landis , 1984 ). The mediocre comedy in which a millionaire (Dan Aykroyd) and a beggar (Eddie Murphy) trade places receive a very symbolic sign with various elements quite interesting representatives of money, American capitalism and faith in God. Who would imagine in our society that a movie poster and announced Sunday best of Eddie Murphy?



Romeo and Juliet ( William Woodman, 1983 ) . The love between two members of rival groups to death never been captured in this way.


Gremlins ( John Dante, 1984 ). not always the result is expected. What will it mean a toy attack a person with a Santa Claus mask? Is doomsday inevitable fate of commercialism?


Short Circuit (John Badham, 1986) simple and attractive solution to depict the adventures of robot "Number 5".


Sex and the City ( Michael Patrick King, 2008 ). The very gifted not Sarah Jessica Parker needed a few implants to call attention to the Poles.



An Andalusian Dog (Luis Bunuel , 1923 ). Not only are Hollywood productions Polish treatment, although in this case looks like something out of a nightmare of HR Giger.


A Clockwork Orange (Stanley Kubrick , 1971 ) . The original poster was right ... just needed a monster coming out of the abstract feline face.


Cabaret (Bob Fosse, 1972). Nothing like a swastika legs sexy to describe this story showgirls in full Nazi Germany.


B LADE Runner (Ridley Scott , 1982 ). holsters sleek bikini is all that is needed to attract people to mention the retro futuristic dystopian world of this classic film.


Planet of the Apes (Franklin J. Schaffner , 1968 ). Two gorillas mating as humans on the moon pure fantasy or future inevitable?


Star Wars (George Lucas , 1977 ). Following the same style as the poster for Blade Runner, here we can see how the children of Darth Vader would be like sketches of designer fashions.


Boogie Nights (Paul Thomas Anderson , 1997 ). in Mexico could be the cover of a primary textbook, but in Poland represents the history of porn star Dirk Diggler.


Pulp Fiction (Quentin Tarantino , 1994 ). Andy Warhol would be proud of this tribute to him. Note the striking resemblance to Uma Thurman.


The Elephant Man (David Lynch , 1980 ). The feeling sad and deformed the life of John Merrick is reflected in this poster.


The Exorcist (William Friedkin , 1973 ). The mark of evil is embodied in this lineup who honestly does not cause the viewer the original poster macabre suspense.

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SUPERMAN: Not as good as it looks

Through the years, has been forged in the minds of the general public the idea that Superman is the perfect superhero, a role model in terms of morality and ethics are concerned. I am afraid to say to all those who are not in direct contact with the world of comics this is far from true. The reality is that Superman is a real bastard, abusive, jealous, cruel and heartless to be taking advantage of his physical superiority to humiliate, harass and abuse of his closest "friends" and "partners" as Jimmy Olsen, Lois Lane and his girlfriend any member of the Justice League that crosses on the road. Here are some samples of their cabronerías, courtesy of Superdickery.com page.

Flash: "Hey, Superman!" What brings you here at Central City? " PUUUM!

Superman uses the impressive speed of Flash to receive a blow when the only sendo welcoming him to their city.

Care helpless battered women, Superman has to beat them more.

Superman: "Yes, Lana ... true! I killed Lois Lane!"

No woman is safe from Superman helpless, and his own girlfriend.

Superman wastes no time and starts to bind up with another in the very tomb of the mother of his child.

Jimmy Olsen: "Superman ... this joke has gone too far. I do not want to marry the woman King Kong!"

Superman: "Sorry Jimmy, but as the local witch doctor, declared them husband and wife!"

Superman adopted his friend Jimmy Olsen as a child, only to humiliate the strangest forms.

Superman: "Lois Admit it! You were always jealous of Lana because it was my girlfriend when I was a Superboy and that's why you killed her!"

Batman: "I'm the world's greatest detective ... but I can not find any evidence to save Lois from the death penalty!"

Batman knows that Lois is innocent and he did not kill Lana, however, Superman is the first to want to send his girlfriend to the electric chair.

Robin

not have super powers, but rather than Batman and Superman love to have him bitch.

Superman: "Behold gentlemen ... the famous Batcave!"

Batman: "Santa Cachucha! Superman is revealing our secret identity!"

Lady: "Superman!" We are dying of thirst! Let us drink some water! "

Superman: "No one will drink a drop."

Believe it or not, this is not the only time Superman has denied water to the thirsty.

Superman: "Jimmy, this gift you gave me Father's Day makes me regret Having A adopted as a child. We have to destroy to give you a lesson! "

Jimmy Olsen: " But ... Superman ... Dad saying ... What did I do wrong? "

Superman works on self-esteem of his new son.

Superman: " Bah, these gifts that their countries will not win you send me any favors. Now I'm king of the world my first order is that all nations should change their flag for a beautiful flag of Superman as this one here. "

Absolute power corrupts, a special way to Superman (Note the hat charismatic Pope who is wearing as a crown)

Muchachito: "Superman! not just sit there!" Stop this thing before destroy Metropolis! "

Superman: "That is exactly what I'm hoping to do."

Note the face of enjoyment that is Superman.

Mr. Miracle: "Superman y. .. my wife?"

Al steals Superman's wives will not be one.

Superman: "Follow me, soldier ants ... bzz, we capture bzzz ... Lois Lane ... bzz, bzz, ... she is our queen !

Any excuse is good enough to invade humanity.

Superman: "Stop!" I built this island ... but nobody can land on it! "

An example of the envy of Superman, not wanting to share your personal paradise with anyone.