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SUPERMAN: Not as good as it looks

Through the years, has been forged in the minds of the general public the idea that Superman is the perfect superhero, a role model in terms of morality and ethics are concerned. I am afraid to say to all those who are not in direct contact with the world of comics this is far from true. The reality is that Superman is a real bastard, abusive, jealous, cruel and heartless to be taking advantage of his physical superiority to humiliate, harass and abuse of his closest "friends" and "partners" as Jimmy Olsen, Lois Lane and his girlfriend any member of the Justice League that crosses on the road. Here are some samples of their cabronerías, courtesy of Superdickery.com page.

Flash: "Hey, Superman!" What brings you here at Central City? " PUUUM!

Superman uses the impressive speed of Flash to receive a blow when the only sendo welcoming him to their city.

Care helpless battered women, Superman has to beat them more.

Superman: "Yes, Lana ... true! I killed Lois Lane!"

No woman is safe from Superman helpless, and his own girlfriend.

Superman wastes no time and starts to bind up with another in the very tomb of the mother of his child.

Jimmy Olsen: "Superman ... this joke has gone too far. I do not want to marry the woman King Kong!"

Superman: "Sorry Jimmy, but as the local witch doctor, declared them husband and wife!"

Superman adopted his friend Jimmy Olsen as a child, only to humiliate the strangest forms.

Superman: "Lois Admit it! You were always jealous of Lana because it was my girlfriend when I was a Superboy and that's why you killed her!"

Batman: "I'm the world's greatest detective ... but I can not find any evidence to save Lois from the death penalty!"

Batman knows that Lois is innocent and he did not kill Lana, however, Superman is the first to want to send his girlfriend to the electric chair.

Robin

not have super powers, but rather than Batman and Superman love to have him bitch.

Superman: "Behold gentlemen ... the famous Batcave!"

Batman: "Santa Cachucha! Superman is revealing our secret identity!"

Lady: "Superman!" We are dying of thirst! Let us drink some water! "

Superman: "No one will drink a drop."

Believe it or not, this is not the only time Superman has denied water to the thirsty.

Superman: "Jimmy, this gift you gave me Father's Day makes me regret Having A adopted as a child. We have to destroy to give you a lesson! "

Jimmy Olsen: " But ... Superman ... Dad saying ... What did I do wrong? "

Superman works on self-esteem of his new son.

Superman: " Bah, these gifts that their countries will not win you send me any favors. Now I'm king of the world my first order is that all nations should change their flag for a beautiful flag of Superman as this one here. "

Absolute power corrupts, a special way to Superman (Note the hat charismatic Pope who is wearing as a crown)